An increasingly melodramatic account of my life. Seriously though, it's mostly just me blogging about music.

thingshappentome:

blogsforjobs:

Tumblr Crushes:
thingshappentome
ireallylikecardigans
campbellsuppes
eyemahleighh
staletasteofrecycledair
howmuchisthatkittyinthewindow
ihatethissite42
specialbored
emmagination
Just know that I only follow 14 people, so it’s not much of an honor to be in the top nine. 

31 perceeeeeent

I don’t even know what the percentages mean. I hope it has something to do with hatred. 

thingshappentome:

blogsforjobs:

Tumblr Crushes:

Just know that I only follow 14 people, so it’s not much of an honor to be in the top nine. 

31 perceeeeeent

I don’t even know what the percentages mean. I hope it has something to do with hatred. 

Source: blogsforjobs

Tumblr Crushes:
thingshappentome
ireallylikecardigans
campbellsuppes
eyemahleighh
staletasteofrecycledair
howmuchisthatkittyinthewindow
ihatethissite42
specialbored
emmagination
Just know that I only follow 14 people, so it’s not much of an honor to be in the top nine. 

Tumblr Crushes:

Just know that I only follow 14 people, so it’s not much of an honor to be in the top nine. 

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I love The Lonesome Crowded West and the Moon and Antartica too much to pick a favorite. I can’t do it. 

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Trevor is my biggest tumblr crush by a huge margin. This upsets me.

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I have the collective real world experience of a sheltered 10 year old.

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Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnccyyyy, you could sell weed toooooooooooooooooo meeeee, we would be so happpppppppppppyyyyyy.

Nancy Botwin is so, so pretty.

Nancy Botwin is so, so pretty.

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There was this moment when I was fighting Shao Kahn for the second time where I realized that it wasn’t going to take me seven hours to beat him. Second greatest moment of my life. The greatest moment was the next try, when I actually did beat him.

Shao Kahn completion time:

Sam: ~15 minutes (probably overestimating)

Trevor: Seven hours.

If it’s any consolation, Trevor, I’ll probably make up that significant, SIGNIFICANT, difference gloating.

thingshappentome:

blogsforjobs:

thingshappentome:

blogsforjobs:

Trevor is just bad at mortal Kombat.

I TOLD YOU HOW TO BEAT HIM
I GAVE YOU MY BLOODSTAINED, TEAR SOAKED BATTLE PRACTICED TECHNIQUES
DON’T YOU FUCK WITH ME

It’s not like I wouldn’t have tried teleport eventually, and I didn’t even use sweep kick. Uppercut all the way. You get 5% of the credit.
FIVE PERCENT
BULLSHIT



Five percent.

thingshappentome:

blogsforjobs:

thingshappentome:

blogsforjobs:

Trevor is just bad at mortal Kombat.

I TOLD YOU HOW TO BEAT HIM

I GAVE YOU MY BLOODSTAINED, TEAR SOAKED BATTLE PRACTICED TECHNIQUES

DON’T YOU FUCK WITH ME

It’s not like I wouldn’t have tried teleport eventually, and I didn’t even use sweep kick. Uppercut all the way. You get 5% of the credit.

FIVE PERCENT

BULLSHIT

Five percent. Source: blogsforjobs

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No but really, that fight wasn’t even hard at all. At all. I can’t see that taking anyone more than about half an hour to beat.